10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Fook the floosh droo!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.