10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.