10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob