10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Welcome to kicker school
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is