10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.