10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger