10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Welcome to kicker school
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha