10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger