10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery