10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.