10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-