10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for loners.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright