10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.