10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson