10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Welcome to kicker school
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."