10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"