10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.