10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.