10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.