10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow