10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright