10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.