10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"