10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fold and live to fold again