10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.