10 Random Poker Quotes

when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.