10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "No river, no fish."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.