10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.