10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak