10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright