10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- It's Free To Fold...
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth