10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright