10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.