10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.