10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A