10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)