10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "No river, no fish."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.