10 Random Poker Quotes

Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...