10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword