10 Random Poker Quotes

Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester