10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel