10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water