10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.