10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts