10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz