10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it