10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm