10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)