10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury