10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave